I was walking around downtown Stockholm when all of a sudden I saw this.

I was totally paralysed. Like a deer in the headlights. It was love at first sight. Shimmery, shiny and enormous! I think I might need it. Yes…NEED is the word.

The bad part is that it’s hanging 10 meters above the ground, and it’s not for sale. I have to find a way!

If you see a guy dressed in black with a ladder and a nipper downtown Stockholm tonight, it’s not me. OK?